PARKING PROTOCOLS

Our school is located in a residential area, and we really do our best to be mindful of our neighbors! There is driveway parking available for up to 4 cars, plus *teacher parking in the grass* along the south (right) side of the house furthest from Bearss ave.

We also have street parking all along the length of the property on either side of the driveway.

PLEASE NOTE: The school is on a septic system, and under no circumstances is anyone ever to park in the front lawn, or along the north (left) side of the house where the drainage field is. This could cause catastrophic damage to our septic system!!

Please see the aerial graphic below for details:

PARKING ADVISORY

Whatever you may think you care about in this world, I can assure you it is nowhere near as much as my neighbor at 14921 cares about the dying patches of earth in front of their house. If so much as a blade of grass tickles a tire, you will receive an angry letter threatening to tow your vehicle. If you want proof, here it is:

Now, technically she is in the wrong here, because that patch of grass is on PUBLIC right-of-way; but I’m really trying to keep the peace and be chill with everyone. So please, don’t concern yourself with who is legally correct here, and just try to make them happy by keeping your cars fully on the curb. Please, please, please!

Sometimes doing the right thing isn’t about being right. <3